3 things that [most] men want

Was watchin' Chris Rock's performance in Harlem, NY on his Bigger and Blacker DVD (1999) the other night and i was laughing my a$$ off. I almost fell off my chair a couple of times. If there is only one stand-up I will ever watch for the rest of my life, it's gotta be Chris Rock!

If you have a video rental store membership, you owe it to yourself to pick up this (if available) and watch it. Fair warning, profanities spews out of CR's mouth like water streams out of a fountain, and if you feel strongly about political correctness, then forget this. Else, watch this with an open mind and let CR tell you about stuff that you know should be talked about, but no one does - like the whole Clinton impeachment debacle, about kids shooting up schools, men and their prized porno stash, racism, homophobia and even them fat cats in the pharmaceutical corporations!

Recalling one of his many, many quips that somehow dug itself into my brain, which of course... ahem... does not apply to ALL men:

"[Most] men only want three things...

Food, Sex, Silence.

Feed me, F*ck me, Shut the f*ck up!"

"Now where's my big piece of chicken?!"