Hic. Hic. Hic...

<<< Drunk's best friend.

Man, I was so pi$$ed drunk on Sat night, all I remembered was losing a round of cards, downing a glass of Malibu (21%, "tastes like cough mixture", as one of my friends would attest to), answering a phone call from a friend, and... waking up the next morning nursing a train-wreck of a hangover. Felt like someone tossed a couple hundred cluster bombs in my head.

Must've puked my guts out coz I got a bit of bruising on my chest... probably hit myself crawling to the toilet... not exactly the way I wanted to clear my stomach and give my liver a workout. Hee... oh well.

Lemmmmmmmmings!

Awww... this really brings me fond memories of my good old 386/486 machines... Hopefully you guys also have a similar experience as I did with this cute little buggers. Okay, now, admit it... you wanted to see what kinda death sequences there are for them!

Try the online version now: DHTML Lemmings

Engrish Encounters of the Third Kind...

Followed this link (Rahoi) from mr brown's site and almost fell off my chair laughing while reading the article... coming from a menu from a "Chaineeese" restaurant in San Fran (i think), here are some examples of its hilarity... see fur yer self!

CASHEW NOT - So what are we ordering...?

F*CK THE SALT (BEAUTIFUL POLE) DUCK CHIN - I like duck, but this is pushing the envelope of taste...

Wonderful read to perk up a slow mid-week!